Just for a laugh...Cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car, they don't wreck the car and they don't raise your auto insurance rates.
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don't smoke or drink.
8. Don't have to buy the latest fads.
9. Don't want to wear your clothes.
10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
11. Don't mind a bit when you pass gas.
12. Don't roll their eyes and say "oh Pleeeese".
13. Don't play weird music at top volume.
14. Don't have to get a baby sitter when you go out.
15. They do not answer back.
16. They listen no matter what you say!
17. You don't have to spend hundreds of dollars for Christmas and birthdays.

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